an update desperately.

I got a tablet for free from a cute boy.

I’m making a scarf for him in return.

On the box for the tablet is says “THIS WILL RUN WITH YOUR COMPUTER FOR FUCKING SERIOUS :D” (not a direct quote)

Turns out my knitting skills are not as awesome as I thought.

Turns out my computer looks at my tablet like a confused dog.

At least the boy remains to be what I have been lead to believe: cute.

Stay tuned to see if I get to exhibit less horrible one dimensional creatures and beings with my tablet that will magically become less of a paper weight.

-The Thoughtanist

You try drawing with a roller ball mouse and see how well your walking sticks turn out.

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E: I was reading a book earlier today about all the states that never came to be in the US.

Me: Neato. How many are there?

E: Like 60.

Me: Crazy.

E: Yup.

Me: What’s the name of the strangest one?

E: Texlahoma. The upper half of Cali was supposed to be a state called Shasta.

Me:

E: Someone actually wanted to make a state called, No Man’s Land.

Me: lol

You always hear people complain about rug burns. But you almost never hear of someone complain about hug burns.